| [002] Video |
[Sep. 28th, 2010|04:39 pm] |
[The video starts, and Lantis can be seen from the chest up. After a second, he starts talking]
Hello ladies, gentlemen, and ambiguous creatures.
Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to him. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using flowery scented body wash and switched to Miracle brand men's body wash, he could smell like he's me.
[He holds up a bottle of body wash, and the video pulls out slightly]
Look down. Now look back up. Where are you? You're at the zoo in front of a tiger's cage with the man your man could smell like.
[Why yes, he is at the zoo. And yes, there is a tiger in that cage, and it roars]
What's in your hand? Now back at me.
[Pulls out magical sword]
I have it, it's a sword made from magic. Look again, now it's that thing you love.
[A brief pause]
Anything is possible when you smell like Miracle Brand Men's Body Wash, and not like a pile of flowers. Unless you want to smell as such. But then these things aren't possible.
I'm on a horse. Backwards.
[The camera pulls out again, and alas! He is on his horse backwards. And then the video ends.] |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2010|12:46 am] |
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[Audio cuts in; and Lantis is clearly frustrated with them]
--my question. Appearing so suddenly here... when was a new road forged between our world and this one? [There's no answer from the Welcome Center ladies, just repeated talk of using the journal for more information] Yes, I heard you the first time you said that, however, if I'm here, you must know the reason. So tell me where I am, how I got here, and where the others I were with have gone!
[They repeat the same thing again, so he snatches the book off the table, drawing in a breath as he finds a seat][When he sits, he pages through the journal a bit before writing]
It appears this "Welcome Center" doesn't offer very much 'welcome,' or any information. I'm more than aware that this isn't anywhere I've been before - and based on what it looks like this isn't "Earth," either. I was in the middle of something very important and I don't have time for this right now. I need to get back as soon as possible. It can't wait. If this works as those women have told me it does, I request assistance.
[The audio is still playing, and while waiting to see if the journal works, he mutters to himself]
Hikaru... Take care of him--
I'll get back there soon.
[The audio finally cuts as he closes the journal and clasps it in his hands, going back to the desk to ask more questions] |
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